Jubilee
Here's what I'd like to do to this girl:
Spank her little heiny until it's blistering red!
a ha ha ha
Jesus. This girl needs a dose of humility & maturity.
Where did she come from? Fuck. I don't know. All I know is that she
supposedly did a few shoots for the magazines about 3 years ago then
disappeared. Now she's back - with a vengeance. I was about to snap the
first photo when she stopped me and said, "before we start shooting we
need to lay down the limits of what I do and don't do" (I thought we did
this BEFORE I hired her). I'm like, "huh?, OK". Then she proceeded to
rattle off a list of do's and don'ts that went by so fast I didn't even
know what they were. I said "OK" (who's hiring who?). Then she said,
"don't worry, the camera LOVES me". YUK.
When I tried to direct her, she just started catapulting herself into
different twisted positions:
"How's this?", "and this?", "Oh and here's a good one!" She was like some
erotic porno gymnast on speed.
I just sort of snapped in reactive mode, trying to get her before she
went to the next stretch.
When I would actually get her to stop for a specific pose I would ask
her to hold it for 2 shots to make sure I got it, but she would move
after the first shot EVERY TIME. Way frustrating.
Now we come to the issue of HUSBANDS/BOYFRIENDS on photo shoots. Have I
talked about this issue before? Jubilee brought her husband.
This is one of HER criteria for shoots. Husband must come to sets with
her. A few years ago I didn't mind this...then again models rarely brought
their guys. NOW if a model wants to bring her significant other?
SUCK MY FUCKING DICK. Am I clear enough about this? At one point I had
to WAIT between shots because she was going through "kiss withdrawals",
so hubby had to come over and smooch her while I waited. This is on MY
TIME and MY DOLLAR.
NOW. I have some advice for MODELS which I think photographers should
hear:
If you feel you have to bring your guy with you on photo shoots - then
you shouldn't being doing this shit in the first place, and you should
just get out of the business. Why? Because it's just a DISTRACTION, it's
ANNOYING, it fucks up the CHEMISTRY between you and the
photographer...among other things. The ONLY issue is if it's a matter of
your SAFETY (new unknown photographer - no references etc). Then it's
understandable. But to tell professional photographers who have shot
hundreds of models and have great reputations that you REQUIRE your BF
or husband to be there is not only unprofessional, it's LAUGHABLE.
On the bright side.
This chick is GORGEOUS and a good poser. A little skinny, but fucking
beautiful. By the way, there is nothing wrong with her husband. He is a
perfectly nice guy. I just don't wanna wait between shots so they can
make out :)
Enjoy. She's a hottie.
- Matt
